GAO flunks Iraq on 15 of 18 benchmarks. Bush proposes new benchmarks: putting cap back on toothpaste; tuna melts in parliament cafeteria; "Iraqi Idol."
More bad news about favorite toys: Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse foreclosed in subprime mess; Magic 8 Ball less accurate than shrink; Bratz actually Bitchz.
Luciano Pavarotti's death shocks opera fans: "He was still alive? I thought he died years ago. But the other two tenors are still dead, right?"
--E. R. O'Neill
Friday, September 07, 2007
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