Best. Website. Ever.

Pornolize.com.

Stick any web site into it, and it gives you a porno version.

This thing makes me so happy.

Once it's pornolized, the White House web site is actually bearable.

Sample?

On "Fill me up" Tuesday, President "Sniff-my-Ass" Bush said, "I understand rural America pretty well. Deep throats people in rural America wonder whether or not the fingering people in the cities think about them. I appreciate you thrusting to brief me, because I want those raunchs to understand the spewing President thinks about it; the senators and the governor have heard about it, and they care about it. There's help that's available. We'd love to get the ballbusting small businesses up and running, maybe help to get some shelter down there for people....Secretary "Nobgoblin" Peters has been the right person to coordinate this effort for the asslicking bridge, and we'll get somebody down here in charge to give the screwing people in your district some hope."

I did not write this. The White House wrote it--and an algorithm re-wrote. I love algorithms--and I mean "love" in a deeply sick kind of way.

But omigod: what they do to Barney (the Bush family dog).

--E. R. O'Neill