Saturday, May 17, 2008

San Francisco Beach Day

San Francisco Beach Day

Movie Night in Dolores Park

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

San Francisco Gothic



Folsom near 17th.

...50



--E. R. O'Neill

no kids



--E. R. O'Neill

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Transvestites Stalkers, Narcotics Traffickers, Drama Queens, World Peace and Body Language.

What do all these things have in common?


Clearly, not much. They're just part of this crazy-ass diagram.




It seems to be for some kind of online game or something.

So is this the way sane people design videogames? Or are the people who made this completely bonkers?

File this under "M"--for "Maybe It's Just Me."

--E. R. O'Neill

Friday, April 11, 2008

The Grammatically-Challenged Soothsayer.

"Fame and fortune is coming your way."

--fortune from a recent fortune cookie

P.S. You figure if the fortune teller didn't know grammar, why should she know the future?

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Meow!

And quite a catfight it was.

Not that the two grande dames ever appear onscreen at the same time--or even in the same film.

But it was quite a lovely contrasting display of bitchery, temper, fettle, histrionics, acting, personality--whatever you like to call it.


--E. R. O'Neill

Sunday, April 06, 2008

There WAS a Phone Here

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Double Bill

Part of their "dueling divas" series.

Pretty divoon.

The Back Street wasn't great, but it had great '60's credits--like something Almodovar would ripoff:


--E. R. O'Neill

If You Are Stupid Enough To Reply To Phishing Attacks, You Deserve Every Misery You Suffer

But they are so convincing! Take the one I received this morning. I almost hit "Reply." It sounded so...official.


VERIFY YOUR EXISTENCE ON PLANET EARTH or face termination.

Dear *V*E*R*I*F*I*E*D* human entity existing on the planet earth:

This message is from G*O*D* earthly messaging communication center to all inhabitants of Planetary Experiment in Possible Human Intelligence and Self-Destruction (PEP-HISD).

We are currently conducting normal and routine maintenance, inspection and upgrading (MIU) on our databases.

We have noticed that your existence on planet earth has no clear pattern, purpose or meaning--and is therefore invalid.

Invalid, dormant, meaningless or unused existences will be terminated WITHIN TEN WORKING DAYS (not including weekends, state, federal or other holidays).

This will result in failure of your email and also wireless connections.

To confirm the validity of your existence and to prevent your life from deactivation, you are advised to update it by proving us with the following information:
Legal First Name:
Legal Last Name:
All Email Usernames/Account Names and Passwords:
Name of Favorite Childhood Pet:
Name of the Street You Grew Up On:
Date of Birth (because we lost some of this data a while back):
City and State of Birth:
Social Security Number: State and Driver's License Number: All Banks Accounts, Account Numbers and Current Balances: Main Reason You Get Up in the Morning: Larger Purpose of Your Existence:
How Humanity Wouldn't Just Be Better Off Without You:
Warning!!!
Account owners are expected to update their accounts within 10 work days after receipt of this notice. Failure to comply with this notice within the stipulated time will face the risk of loosing his or her account.

Thank you for using EARTH.
Warning Code: X84617L2GGU~


--E. R. O'Neill